There’s a saying in the Mafia: Money is always welcome. Now, I’m not saying Whiskey’s in the Mafia (because I don’t want to get whacked), but I’m sure he’s open to doing lots of, uh, colorful things for some extra[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Sarcasm. It makes the world go ’round.
I have no idea what the sound effect should be for Tortoise’s shell growing, so I hedged. I’ve actually been toying with the idea for this character for a long time and I’m pleased that it works in practice as[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I imagine Tortoise is going to have some real self-image issues about being confused with a Turtle. And much hilarity will undoubtedly ensue.
I’m making three references in Whiskey’s final statement. “Angry eyes” refers to the movie Toy Story, when Mr. Potato Head tells his wife he remembered to pack his angry eyes. Calling Tortoise a girl’s name is the same sort of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
And I reach another milestone on the S-Team with the 300th strip. What better way to celebrate than to stunt-cast a guest star like Whiskey (and Scotch) from The Brick House? That comic returns to action Monday June 25th –[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
One of the great hazards of super-powers is the problem of mistaken identities, which leads to a lot of rooftop fights and ending of romantic relationships. It can also get you killed. See, kids? Death’s funny! Hahaha!
It’s not all fun and games as a super villain. Sometimes you have your own personal responsibilities as well. And nobody ever really comments in the comics about how uncomfortable some of those costumes have to be.
Are you worried about the threat of visible panty lines? Maybe you aren’t, but then you’ve probably never had to wear a superhero costume either. Nobody but me seems to think about these little things.
In the end, there really is no better “superpower” than being rich, because when you’re rich you can do anything you want. You can get out of jail free, get away with murder, build your own Batmobile, and be as[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…