The thing about dating a ninja is you wind up always walking the straight and narrow, because they have, you know, swords and things.
I was originally going to have Stonewall say “roadbase” instead of “gravel”, but figured very few folks outside of the paving industry would know what that was, even though I think it’s a funnier term.
If you weren’t quite sure when Stallion had said he was gay a few strips back, this ought to put your uncertainty to rest.
The powder-blue Prius with Christmas decorations and three-pound chihuahau is a reference to a bit from a Jeff Dunham standup routine. It’s not really work-safe, so I won’t link it here, but you can find it if you look. It’s very funny, and so is he.
Smokescreen has a pretty high opinion of himself. And when he’s talking about getting jiggy widdit, he’s referencing a Will Smith tune. Listen to it here (safe for work).
The plot, as they say, thickens yet again.
Superbad is just begging to be buried up to his neck in sand. Again.